Lyrics

Chrissie Hynde is a Lesbian in my Head
Words and music by Diana Di Gioia

Chrissie Hynde is a Lesbian in my head
I don’t wanna think about her in bed
Unless it’s with a girl, Patti Smith or Joan Jett
Chrissie Hynde is a Lesbian in my head

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Chrissie has bravado and it gives her class
Plus you always know that she could kick your ass
Boys all wanna get her and it makes her sneer
Every dyke that sees her’s gonna pray she’s queer

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We had the Ramones and the New York Dolls
Sex Pistols and the Clash, but they all had balls
Them girls with attitude were too far and too few
But they showed us wanna-be’s that we had somethin’ to prove

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She could play so “Precious” on that rhythm guitar
On the stage, on the screen, in the video bar
Move over, Sid and Johnny, better ‘stop your sob’
You should never send a man to do a woman’s job

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In her red leather jacket and her tight black jeans
She’s a punk rock Goddess, she’s our bad girl Queen
Even if I never get to take her to bed
Chrissie Hynde is a Lesbian in my head

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